e-mooned, lol

I just got an e-mail with this in it and thought it was too funny. If you are one of these (!) and don't laugh, then you don't get my sense of humar. Laugh, it's funny.

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,'

where:

:) means a smile

and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!